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Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?
Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.
by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023
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linguistic criminal

The eternal enemy of the grammar nazi. Somebody for whom grammatical errors are a non-issue. An individual who commits so-called "word crimes".
My redneck of an uncle is such a linguistic criminal.
by jaydough July 6, 2016
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KFC Criminal

A Black Thief who Steals Chicken from KFC.
White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!

Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL

KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"

Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang

Officer:Another Monkey terminated
by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024
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Criminally Tweakin'

When you checkin out the motives of everyone around you in every environment you be in even if they aint plottin for you you could see it getting to you anyway
She criminally Tweakin' so hard right now
by Maridonna Bechina June 25, 2020
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gross behavioral criminalization

Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.
The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.

Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.

Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.
by Ontological June 26, 2018
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Criminal

what you should call yourself after saying "frick" on that christian roblox server
you criminal! you're getting a 4 year ban after saying "heck"!
by go commit not feeling so well September 29, 2018
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Corporate Criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage, or very intelligent.
by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019
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