Colfax Avenue is a major road that runs through the Denver metropolitan area. East Colfax is known for it's large number of low-price prostitution. Many of these prostitutes are known to have and transmit various venereal diseases and other ailments including crabs. The term Denver Crab refers to the uncleanliness of these prostitutes in Denver.
by nalpakj April 11, 2014

A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

by poor noliman June 29, 2011

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
by _Schrödinger_ March 8, 2021

by Your Real Fatha March 13, 2009

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
by ktrane77 August 21, 2008
