Conde Gay-t

The belief that adding the letter t to a word makes it less gay.

Michael is el Conde Gay-t and he knows it

by Javier Tapata January 22, 2020

conderman

A last name... my last name...don’t steal it...

ITS MINE

“Conderman” It’s my last name for forget it

by Junetune September 10, 2020

Condage

If your cottage is a condo

We are heading up to our condage for the weekend.

by Chuckles1924 October 1, 2020

condement

the plastic a guy puts on his dick so he can fuck his gf without risk of children

Bob had to put a condement so he could fuck Lexi up!

by Yeaa boii kid October 7, 2020

Condifferent

Completely and different put on one

My photo colour is condifferent compared to her's

by Edgeylad October 20, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Cantdoititus

The condition which one suffers when they just can't do it. Often caused by smoking a blizzy. The opposite of what Shia LaBeough encourages people to do.

Guy 1: Hey man could you get me a glass of water?

Guy 2: I can't man.

Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: I have cantdoititus.

Guy 1: And?

Guy 2: I just can't

by Drunk Pistachio December 11, 2020