Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

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Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

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Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

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costume rock

trendy bands like My Chemical Romance who substitute "style" for substance by wearing ridiculous matching outfits...i.e. marching band uniforms circa 1930

costume rock is lame

by Devin Hurley January 11, 2008

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consumenthusiasm

the "omg, I have to have that!!!" feeling that motivates you to move your lazy self to a store and purchase the aforementioned item

I might actually buy a PS3 now that it's smaller and cheaper, but I don't even have a decent TV yet, and can't find the consumenthusiasm to buy one.

by N M 1234567890 August 19, 2009

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A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.

Hey look, Loki's kicking some ass! Oh look, another costume boner.

by Masked-Guardian February 11, 2013

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