Conniption

Rage, Anger, or something that Hawkwood has.

Gives me conniptions...

by seesnaw February 23, 2018

cocknection

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage

Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection

by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017

bank collection

A folder (usually hidden or disguised under a misleading name) of photos or videos for later… typically used for masturbation purposes

“You want me to send my bank collection over? The shit gets me off without even fucking trying”

by Yallknowwhatimsayin September 19, 2021

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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023

Conniptions

something that is given to you when you realise being Unkindled is worthless

Well your not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Cant even die right.
Gives me conniptions

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

Connecticut cover up

Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.

Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?

Jim : No?

Andy: Know why?

Jim: ... No.

Andy: Covered it up.

by Zure the Dark Being April 19, 2013

Center Connector

The Imaginary, VITAL missing component of anything complicated that someone needs your help to assemble!

James can you help me put this gazebo up?
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011