confuselate

To confuse, to teach someone chemistry to at 8:00 in the morning when they're too busy drawing pictures of you with wings and a tail.
SYN- confusercize

Godammit, Jenny... this confuselates me. Did she just say blarklhdgadkjg?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.

1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.

by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

confuzled

when you are even more then confused your confuzled

triginomitry times pie is so cunfuziling i am now confuzled

by patman=awesomness799 June 13, 2010

confustle

A fusion of Confuse and Frustrate.

The mathematical problem confustled me

by Elijah Shipe January 9, 2007

Confusled

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.

That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to

by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 2, 2017

confussed

adjective. (kon-fuss'd) to be in a state of confusion and agitation.

But you said she was your cousin but she was dead and now you say she is looking after your mother's cat. Now you want me to visit her, I've lost my car keys and I don't know where she lives! I'm confussed!

by PaulQ August 23, 2011