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computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.
``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''
by tirtle March 1, 2017
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computer plange

A plange for computers.

Unlike a regular plange, computer planges use electricity.

They make your computer easier to use.
"Oh, a plange for the computers?"
"Yes, computer plange."
by damn69 June 20, 2021
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Computer programmer

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.
Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .
by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022
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Computer Scientist

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022
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Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
by Python Coder February 6, 2023
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vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.
roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!
by reptar! February 29, 2008
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Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.
"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!
by Ju_C December 20, 2009
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