compressticles

Male discomfort typically caused by pants riding up while seated. A portmanteau of compress and testicle. Often relieved by standing and either bouncing the balls or general shaking.

He exclaims while standing and giving his genitals a bounce: "sitting in this chair gives me compressticles!"

by longIslandMark April 23, 2009

Compressorea

A STD that is contracted from people who do it with compressors. You know who you are.

It is the compressor version of ghonerea.

Look Stacey is walking around with a compressor, she probably has compressorea.

by Theresa Green May 22, 2010

Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.

A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."

by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020

Comprefathom

When you’re so confused by the bullshit you’re hearing, to the point that you can’t fathom, or comprehend the idiocy that’s happening, you say this.

Him #1- I’m blocking you because you’re a pussy
Him#2- I can’t even Comprefathom what you’re thinking

by jaycerussell February 6, 2021

comper

Comper - noun. Nerd slang for a computer. This term originated from a common typo present in emails sent from slow school computers. The exact origin is uncertain; however, the head of Sidwell Friends School's Computer Club, David Winton, claims to have created the term in a club email.

TO: Students
Subject: Comper Club meeting tomorrow after school
Body: There will be a meeting after school tomorrow where we discuss the future of the comper club. Remember to bring in the specs of your current compers.

by David Winton June 1, 2007

Compleach

To dominant and complete a level in Burnout.

"Did you compleach that level in Burnout?"

by 4dickdickdickdick March 20, 2009

Comper Swift

A plane model that is literally impossible to build

Mr. Knuth asked us to build a comper swift... FUCK THAT

by Hitman1914 April 27, 2010