anal gauging combat

when one dominant figure places his "junk" in another mans ass in a military operative type role-play

dude, did you hear that gavin and landon initiated each other in a game of anal gauging combat. dude that's sick

by cornholejoe October 12, 2008

combat boots

boots worn by the amry and police and many diffrent people. popular in the skinhead and punk culture. boots that are pretty high.

at the punk show, "dude those are some sick combat boots"

i tuck my pants in my combat boots.

by andy punx October 9, 2008

combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

combat bunny

A female soldier, marine, airman, or sailor who hops from one dick to another regardless of rank the dick has.

Military member 1: Yo she had sex with sgt such and such last week and now she's with that private, what gives man

Military member 2: Dude that's because she's a combat bunny, she got no shame in going from one dick to another.

by MilSoldierR14 February 11, 2014

Comb-Over

An incredibly popular men's hairstyle that tells you everything you need to know about their personality, they're a douchebag

*Not to be confused with old-men-type comb-overs.*

Everyone seems to have comb-overs lately. Nazi Youth would be proud!

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers September 8, 2005

Combines

Combines are like acorns, only larger. they can be tripped over so therefore need harvested. (by a brand new combine harvester) they can be a variety of colours, mainly brown or gold though. Combines can be eaten by many animals but usually ones of a small nature. (squirrels and rabbits etc) Combines originate from Trees and acorns. they are a mixture of both

Guy 1 - "Woah! What are those things that resemble acorns but also look slightly like a tree?!"

Guy 2 - "Dude, those are combines? Do you not see that Combine Harvester going through the fields collecting them?"

Guy 1 - "oh, man your right. Combines rock!"

by ilikewordss November 21, 2010