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Collingwood

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.
Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

Run it up, Run it up
“Nah yo”

“Ow”
by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019
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Clinger

A turd that doesn't quite make it into the water but instead clings on to the side of the bowl
The janitor went to clean the bathroom, but when he looked inside the stall there was a clinger on the side of the bowl.
by Big bad Zeus November 6, 2020
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Colliered

When you find out the guy you’re dating had a wife...two fiancées and several girlfriends
Poor girl got colliered...but at least she got a coffee pot out of it!!!
by Dades January 29, 2021
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Collingwood

A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).
Canadian 1: where are guys you from?

Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto

Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us
by Ontario Definitions March 3, 2021
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Collier

Collier is a non traveler that buys a horse and a caravan and thinks he becomes a traveler
Dordy look at that big collier Chris Jenkins
by Alexander6015 July 29, 2021
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Collingwood

Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!
“Do you go for Collingwood?”
Yes?”
“Ok, gay bitch
by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 14, 2022
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collinater

Used the same as colenlizer
the white men all banded together and said rise of the collinater
by BeastyUwU March 8, 2022
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