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cleithrophobia

Cleithrophobia is the fear of being trapped, not to be confused with Claustrophobia, which is the fear of tight spaces.
Bro #1: “Hey, bro, I have Cleithrophobia”.
Bro #2: “what’s that”?
Bro #1: “It’s the fear of being trapped”.
by AFlockOfBirds August 19, 2021
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Cleptochairs

A person overly obsessed with furniture that is meant for sitting, so obsessed as to forcibly take them from others with out permission.

Alternatively can mean a person who steals another person's identity and hides their own under the alias of chairs. (May or may not have switched a few letter to be more original)
Looks like one of those cleptochairs has been at work.
by Weirduo#1or2 June 25, 2022
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Clents

Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.

A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.

See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!
by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022
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Clents

Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.
That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!
by Gay4Clents June 2, 2022
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Cleotha

Thug-goon
That Cleotha raped and murdered my sister.
by Nathan Bedford Forrest IV September 10, 2022
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cleetus vest

The cleetus vest is one of the small amounts of people who respect the wheetus nest (like the venus crest) they befriend the wheetus nest and tag along. some of the powers they behold are sirens laugh. they use this to hold back the wheetus nest hunters and penis chests. the cleetus vest has the power to destroy penis chests and wheetus nests hunters with this power, given by the venus crest. they also used to engage in furry activities.
wheetus nest: “venus crest is gone, please help cleetus vest!”
cleetus vest: “ of course pooks”
by therealwheetusnest May 21, 2023
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candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.
Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.
by Candyman919191 April 1, 2010
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