clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

cleavage fuck

When a girl pushes her boobs together and a guy sticks his penis between and jacks off.

I gave Lauren a pearl necklace last night when I cleavage fucked her!

by Justine Smith September 26, 2004

Weiner Cleaner

one who gives head very often

dude i would but that weiner cleaner proley has std's

by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006

Cleavage Ammo

N. When a chick with rather large breasts is wearing a low-cut shirt- anything that can be thrown down said chick's shirt

Cleavage Ammo: Including, but not limited to, grapes, m&m's/Skittles, gum, bits of paper, crumbs, coins, french fries...

by lerxst1974 January 5, 2009

clean house

To clean house is to delete all the people on facebook that you don't give a shit about.

"This weekend I unfriended Mara, Sara, Autumn, and Jackie. Yeah, It was a clean house Saturday!"

by tosh daniels March 15, 2012

gun cleaner

Inserting your penis into someone's vagina or anus while they still have their underwear on, pushing the fabric into the orifice along with your penis, then withdrawing and bringing the soiled fabric back out with your penis.

She said she needed her anus cleaned out, so I gave her a gun cleaner.

by go_lanche May 22, 2006

Deep clean

The act of using a towel to clean one's ringpiece and rectum with great vigour and zeal.

As he checked out of the hotel Steve glanced around furtively, desperately hoping the cleaners had yet to discover the soiled remnants of his latest deep clean.

by Mike Beast August 21, 2010