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Chump Love Sucker

Fool who will do anything for sex. Even stupid things.
"You jumped back fomr chump love you jumped back for cover but oh no no no I'm no chump lover sucker!" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, No Chump Love Sucker
by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006
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two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates
"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009
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Three Pump Chump

A man who has absolutely no sexual skills, stamina, or timing. He has erectile dysfunction, or he's just incompetent. He's in and out without the girl even knowing it.
I'm sorry, this relationship is just not gonna work, cause u a three pump chump!
by hawaiitalanet March 12, 2006
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Quarter Pump Chump

a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.
Man Kevin is such a quarter pump chump, he can't even survive 5 seconds.
by White Boy Swag September 6, 2010
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2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis
That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.
by JosephD August 30, 2006
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Chump City Baller

When a person fails at everything they try to do they are a Chump City Baller
JT is trying to play city ville again, What a Chump City Baller
by lazyeyedstoner March 4, 2011
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pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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