chris

Someone with a huge ear

Wow look at the size of his ear, he must be a chris.

by dannib8 November 19, 2011

Chris

Chris is a complete NARCISSIST... he has an inordinate fascination with himself. He believes that he and his friends are better than anyone and everyone around them. GOLD DIGGER also comes to mind.

I met this guy, he's great and loves himself, but he doesn't like to work.

Was his name Chris?

Surprise! He made me pay for EVERYthing too! What a man!

by iwk4aliving April 18, 2011

Chris

Some one who is the incarnation of SWAG, his blonde curls bring all the girls to the yard, (damn right they are better than yours) He is a complete STUD MUFFIN and yet can still turn into a cuddly bear to tap those girls. ES UN JUGADORE DE CHICAS!

(Eminem is afraid of him)

Yea, i fucked chris last night

by Brown man group November 29, 2010

Chris

To release a fart of any kind in public, whether it is moist and rank, loud and raunchy, or even silent and smelling of cherries.

Josh: Dude did you Chris?

Eliiott: Yes, how could you tell?

Josh: I smelled cherries... and I heard a sonic boom come out of your butt.

by skiggityskot November 3, 2012

chris

young boy who goes to cec that is a really BIG kiss ass to all the teachers he has a girly truck and scared to have fun! MUST BE HOME BEFORE DARK!!!

Your such a chris!!!

by roughrider15 January 24, 2008

chris

He is the most amazing person in the world you can meet. he has an amazing sense of humor and there isnt one moment when you want to stop talking to him. He loves all his friends and isnt afraid to say it.

He will tell any girl he loves them if he truly does. he would never chat on anyone, hes too sweet.

Girl: who do you love?
Me: chris obviously

by thegirlinlove July 19, 2012

chris

A man who will do anything to get a pair, if not multiple pairs, of testicles in his mouth.

Chris really loves waking up with a pair of balls in his mouth.

by charchar88 August 20, 2014