Egg chode

Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.

Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”

by We’d December 5, 2019

minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small

Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.

by Minty guy May 22, 2023

Expose a chode day

Start Halloween off by giving everybody a spook. Expose the smallest unwanted dick pic you have!

31 October

Expose a chode day

by Exposechode October 26, 2022

Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.

One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."

by dats2dope January 4, 2010

chode-smoker

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)

Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.

by Konatone March 10, 2004

Chode

A penis wider than it is long, the downfall of women

girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Chode Red

A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.

Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P

by The Invasion of Asians! September 16, 2008