chatter dorks

People who join chat rooms and chat about the stupidest shit ever.

Oh god, there are so many chatter dorks in this room tonight. I need to get a life.

by gobbledegook October 4, 2007

Chatless One

A gorgeous hunk who owns noobs and likes to eat brownies.

Dude, your dog is such a Chatless One.

by Gigglethighs June 8, 2009

cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.

We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.

by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009

Chittlepimp

Noun:

A person who is incredibly annoying; but extremely cute.

A term used lovingly when you're annoyed at a person; you call them a Chittlepimp.

"Who ate the last piece of gum, left the empty package, and gave me false hope that there was gum left?"

"Ah, that was me"

"Gosh Chittlepimp!! How could you!!"

by Ellie Shmip April 24, 2010

chattersation

A conversation conducted via online chat

That was an inspirational chattersation we had on facebook.

by zuulologist June 8, 2011

chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.

you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P

by theelous3 November 9, 2011

Cattle Chute

Another name for jet bridge, or movable jetway, used for boarding aircraft.

The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.

Did they call our row for boarding yet?

Yep, everybody down the cattle chute!

by Braniff747 September 28, 2012