This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

by Death Menace February 17, 2023

sand_x_charity

Sand and charity are the greatest, non edating couple ever.

Ugh, i just love sand_x_charity so much.

by rooted.mips.fan May 23, 2021

Deva and Prince Charming

There is such a big height difference when they stand next to each other, but when she on her knees she's perfect.

Omg have you seen Deva and Prince Charming together. I wonder what they did last night

by Cabbage123123 May 3, 2022

charity faith

A beautiful and religious girl who is outgoing and very smart. Loves animals and loves her family. She does well in school and has lots of friends. Will always tell you what's on her mind. Has faith in God and is a very special person all together.

Charity Faith is special

by Dreamgirl82 December 21, 2016

Snake Charming

When a chick charms a guy's cock out of the fly of his boxers and sucks it (his cock is out and his balls are still inside his boxers)

Lisa is an expert at snake charming!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004

charpity

1. to reply to something in a positive manner
2. a word popular among the x-box live gaming community
3. can be used for a replacement of almost any word

Are you going on the box tonight? Charpity.

by Samuel J. Macerpherson August 16, 2011