Charter

A boy, usually in highschool, who lets people rent out his shoes. They are exceptionally large shoes, and are generally furnished with pictures of dinosaurs . The most valued customer at the Charter ShoePlaza is always the D'Amico , regardless of the time of day, or if renovations are being done.

The Charter always gives amazing hugs, and has an extremely distinct smell. Charters can play guitar and write breath-taking song lyrics, they're pretty much amazing all around.

Of course they do ! This is the Charter Shoeplaza we're talking about here, not your mom's house !

by Shirley or Ronald ? June 18, 2010

chater

This word has direct roots from the word chate. It is someone who commits an act that is defined as chate.

Dan is a chater!
Dan is chater then exams!

by JonnyV September 21, 2004

Tapestry charter school

A small charter school in Butt fuck nowhere.

“What school do you go to? “
“Tapestry charter school”
“I don’t know that school

by casual munkey June 21, 2019

chapterbate

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

Chatterwaul

Derived from chatter and caterwaul, means for several people to excitedly talk over each other trying to convey vital information about the same topic.

She sat in her customary seat, the love seat perpendicular to the sofa that faced the television, and kept muttering as she waited for her parents, who stood in the doorway to her room chatterwauling.
From What the Shadow Told Me

by Biminim January 19, 2005

chatterpooping

Talking on the phone while taking a dump.

Nicole was chatterpooping to her friend.

by tlabe March 18, 2008

Chaperphone

A chaperphone is a good friend who can't come along on a date or other activity, but will call you or text you at least once, but often multiple times, to make sure you're not in trouble.

I have a blind date tonight, and I think it's going to be awful. Will you be my chaperphone and call me or text me at 9 so I have an excuse to leave? or... I know I'm married, but I want to hang out with this hottie tonight. Will you chaperphone me every half hour so I stay out of trouble?

by TwoMirrors July 23, 2010