Chaperphone

A chaperphone is a good friend who can't come along on a date or other activity, but will call you or text you at least once, but often multiple times, to make sure you're not in trouble.

I have a blind date tonight, and I think it's going to be awful. Will you be my chaperphone and call me or text me at 9 so I have an excuse to leave? or... I know I'm married, but I want to hang out with this hottie tonight. Will you chaperphone me every half hour so I stay out of trouble?

by TwoMirrors July 23, 2010

Chaperphone

*See Also Phoneperone Pronounced Sha-per-phone, a person you call and talk to while in an unfamiliar or scary place. In theory the Chaperphone can send assistance to you if a situation arises.

When my wife crosses a dark parking lot she calls me because I am her chaperphone.

by moneyman2.0 January 12, 2009

chaperbone

The act of supervising a friend's sibling at a party with the intention of fucking the sibling.

Yes Erik, I'd love to chaperbone your sister at AKL.

by KingGupta October 20, 2012

drowsy chaperone

drou-zee shap-uh-rohn

-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.

1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.

by fancygriddles June 18, 2011

Chaperone

any adult present in order to maintain order or propriety at an activity of young people, as at a school dance.

the DJ's playing my favorite song ain't no chaperone's this could be the night of your dream.
...No adults to keep an eye on us...

by nina bieber April 13, 2011

chaperoner

1) The unfortunate boner you receiver from a hot chaperone, especially at a soiree.

2) A shameful boner the chaperone catches you with after she breaks up the grinding.

Your date: Is that chaperoner from me or Mrs. Breen over there?

by Kammwise August 13, 2014

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010