Chidi Vibes

A feeling produced when u like a mad, annoying cow. You may also feel bubbles all around u.

She's got the Chidi vibes 😬

by madnesssss is my name June 16, 2018

Chidi

Chidi is a person who always takes a guys hoes and the most savage person in the world.

Chidi took my bitch by the ass!!!

by The Savage(btw thatmy twitter) November 5, 2016

ceiling

look up

look up and you'll see the ceiling

by Dubiks January 4, 2019

tupperware ceiling

(noun)

the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households

Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.

by Read1984 September 6, 2012

CLIDICK

A penis that is so small i could be mistaken for a clitoris

OR

a clitoris that is so bg it could be mistaken for a dick

look at my dick its like a half dick half clit, clidick!!

by daniel dole June 12, 2006

the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011

Glass Ceiling

When you sit naked on a table with a glass top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a shit.

To turn your girlfriend on you would perform a glass ceiling.

by Jeremy Cheeks October 9, 2008