Carlo

hottest motherfucker you'll ever meet in your life. whenever he says "go suck a dick" i'm tempted to reply with "what if i suck yours?" this man carries 20-inch minimum no cap frfr. you look at his pants and immediately see a bazooka. an absolute massive kahonka doodle. ginemonosaurus. fucking. huge. i'll never forget that one night we spent together under the starry skies.

i'd fuck carlo

by dicksuckersuika October 20, 2022

Carlos

the worst guy ever

"dang carlos you look wierd

by crazyperson102 August 7, 2017

Carlos

The spawn of satan, someone who has sinned 10000 times
.....Hes gay

Carlos is gay

by Quarantine kid June 29, 2020

Carlos

Someone overly sexual at everything. Usually Carlos' are secretly gay and try to how it by saying something a straight man would. Also Carlos' usually get horny off of the weirdest things such as incest. Lastly Carlos' are more likely to become child rapists or just rapists.

Man! You can really tell Carlos is really gay just by looking at humor! Gross!

by President Antonio Lapez March 10, 2017

Carlos

A gay Mexican kid,a really gay person

Carlos is really gay

by Cotton eye joe2 August 8, 2018

Carlos

A 13 year old gay boy who is also secretly a smokin hot male stripper.

I'm Carlos and I like to fuck guys in the ass.

by always shit talking April 5, 2016

Carlos

Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.

Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?

Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...

by 5 cent street whore April 1, 2019