hottest motherfucker you'll ever meet in your life. whenever he says "go suck a dick" i'm tempted to reply with "what if i suck yours?" this man carries 20-inch minimum no cap frfr. you look at his pants and immediately see a bazooka. an absolute massive kahonka doodle. ginemonosaurus. fucking. huge. i'll never forget that one night we spent together under the starry skies.
i'd fuck carlo
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Someone overly sexual at everything. Usually Carlos' are secretly gay and try to how it by saying something a straight man would. Also Carlos' usually get horny off of the weirdest things such as incest. Lastly Carlos' are more likely to become child rapists or just rapists.
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