A character on Kids in the Hall played by Bruce McCulloch. Instead of hair, he had cabbage leaves. Poor mannered and sexist, always blamed other's bad reactions to him on the fact that he had a cabbage head
by momoma October 4, 2006
Get the cabbage headmug. making sure yur bitches toilet stays clean by dropping sum TP in the bowl in a basket like shape to keep yur douse from making tred marks.
by Jensen Dash February 8, 2007
Get the cabbage basketmug. Cabbage Mouth:
1. Cabbage Mouths are usually dirty ole bastards at their wits’ end with fucked up shitty beards; and everything they say is just as fucked as their beards.
2. Cabbage Mouths usually have filthy beards and a smoke-stained set of rotten whiskey teeth.
3. Everything they say is irrelevant because of how fucked their mouths look. Their words sound just as shitty as their mouths look.
4. Cabbage mouths can usually be found hanging around ugly bitches, skanks, slackers, guys named Skeeter, and also shitty bearded douchebag bikers.
5. It is highly likely that someone with a cabbage mouth has fucked up teeth that are going in every direction.
6. These are poor ole bastards with mouthfuls of fucked up teeth.
7. A person with cabbage mouth tendencies usually has chaw slaw (chewing tobacco spit) all over his or her shitty looking beard.
1. Cabbage Mouths are usually dirty ole bastards at their wits’ end with fucked up shitty beards; and everything they say is just as fucked as their beards.
2. Cabbage Mouths usually have filthy beards and a smoke-stained set of rotten whiskey teeth.
3. Everything they say is irrelevant because of how fucked their mouths look. Their words sound just as shitty as their mouths look.
4. Cabbage mouths can usually be found hanging around ugly bitches, skanks, slackers, guys named Skeeter, and also shitty bearded douchebag bikers.
5. It is highly likely that someone with a cabbage mouth has fucked up teeth that are going in every direction.
6. These are poor ole bastards with mouthfuls of fucked up teeth.
7. A person with cabbage mouth tendencies usually has chaw slaw (chewing tobacco spit) all over his or her shitty looking beard.
“Hey Skeeter! Did you see that “Cabbage Mouth motherfucker with the shitty beard? “His beard is so fucked! His teeth were fucked too – like a fuckin cat shit in his mouth and his fucked beard.”
"Hey, check out ole Cabbage Mouth over there, his beard is fucked."
"Hey, check out ole Cabbage Mouth over there, his beard is fucked."
by Jmccaffrey October 23, 2014
Get the Cabbage Mouthmug. James: "Hey Charlie, have you tried the sea cabbage?"
Charlie: "Yes James! It was very fishy and refreshing."
Charlie: "Yes James! It was very fishy and refreshing."
by BedroomPunishment November 4, 2012
Get the Sea Cabbagemug. Don't be puffin the devils cabagge. 0 smoks good doggo. 3 smoks angery doggo. Still think the devils is safe? Think again.
by Savagecrazyturtle May 22, 2018
Get the Devils cabbagemug. I think my girlfriend fell asleep with some cum in her ear. She's gonna wake up to some nasty swamp cabbage.
by Poepalean September 6, 2011
Get the Swamp Cabbagemug. by Reece Parry November 2, 2006
Get the savage cabbagemug.