cabbage patch kids

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

cabbage babbage

The lowest quality of marijuana known to mankind.

Often characterized by the presence of lots of stems and seeds.

Also known as poop weed.

Peddler: "Hey man want a half sack of this dank?"

Thoughtful Consumer: "I don't want no flake ass cabbage babbage!"

by thachieftain October 21, 2008

cabbage or "cab"

means you are a dork or stupid like a monkeyass

stop being cabbage

by hawaii 5-o March 18, 2003

cabbage boob

A type of sweaty man tit that smells like hot garbage. Often thought of as the best player at the monoploy table and able to serve penis to most dudes. Unable to walk, but very capable of shitting on nuns. Should be avoided at all costs. These boobs started the Holocaust and are responsible for Reganomics.

Trickle down on these cabbage boobs, bitch!

by cabbagelou October 7, 2009

Cabbage-upbringing

Explaining the smallness of person / Reason for person to be small

Look at him! He's obviously cabbage-upbrought!
It's not my fault! Cabbage-upbringing is to blame for everything!

by RGA-GT July 4, 2021

cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

by sharmeanie December 15, 2011

Cabbage crusader

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.

He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.

by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012