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Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart
*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders
by T.I.M October 17, 2008
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beaver bark

A vaginal fart. See vart, quif, orqueef. May be accompanied by a fishy stench.
I was muff diving on Stephanie when she let loose with an ear splitting beaver bark.
by PeeBee February 23, 2004
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barkle

a bark while circling, usually done by a dog.
Everytime I visit, my friend's dog barkles around me for several minutes
by bread infection October 23, 2005
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Ronnie Barker

Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles

Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)

Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.

Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007
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Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)
There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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barker

1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 7, 2010
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barking spiders

fanny burps (syn. - farts)
by Dimitri September 18, 2003
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