bitching

Intensely complaining about bum ass niggas and bitches to a trusted friend, or really, anyone

I was gonna be bitching all night to my best friend about our breakup

by IAmRTheBaddestOOOOHSHUTYOMOUTH January 3, 2015

Buttcoin

Buttcoin is a noun to denote the personification of cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin as butt to mock its uselessness and their very innate nature of being a Ponzi scheme run by the decentralized mafia and terrorist groups. the crypto bubble busted in 2022 with a loss of over hopping trillion dollars. the companies such as MicroStrategy, pomp investments and ark investments lost millions

idiot: have u bought buttcoin and get butt fucked?
chad: no, I am not an idiot

by judgement_day_doomsayer September 15, 2021

buttchug

a person who drinks from someones ass.

did you see that chick buttchug that dude!

by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007

Bitching Red Wing

Licking the period blood off of your dog's vagina, preferably in a public setting with lots of people around

Greg's dog Sophie wouldn't stop being a bitch, so he was forced to perform a bitching red wing

by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010

Bitching

When Laura nags at Thomas all day 'err day.

Thomas y u no not b asshoe
Laura is Bitching

by I'm the Bawws. August 24, 2011

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019