captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

borsey story

To decorate a story, that loosely skirts round the truth, with lies in order to make it more interesting.

"Hey did you hear about the waitress that drugged and then stole cash and watches from a group of men?"

"Na Borsey story... "

by Wizkhalifa September 9, 2013

burbeaucracy

A system of government in which most decisions are made by officials who are willing to pass pretty well anything that could profit the town/city unless a posse of concerned neighbors band together and make a ruckus.

The zoning by-law said Bill could only use up to 45 percent of his property to make a two story house. Being a free man, he wanted to use 60 percent for his four story house. He was confident that he could use the burbeaucracy to get his demands.

by tehsnakecharmer June 16, 2017

Berseis

Berseis is a crazy yet queen bee type. If you don’t meet her standers you can’t be friends or be in a relationship. She’ll do anything for her friends and is not afraid to state her opinion. When she finds the boy she wants she wants him and him only. Everyone would be lucky to have Berseis as a BFF or a GF!

Boy: Berseis is my type of girl!
Girl: I wonder if Berseis would hang with me at the mall?

by Myalagic37 November 27, 2017

Bureaucrap

A bowel movement that requires a lot of paperwork.

I had a curry that was a bit dodgy last night, I had to go for bureaucrap this morning...

by Winky84 October 11, 2018

Bureaucracy

Paperwork

"I'm sick of all the bureaucracy, I can't get anything done!"

by ISB-021 September 29, 2020

Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.

James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.

by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021