boneless brown trout 

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

boneless brown trout by rj May 12, 2004

Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"

Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.

Charlie Brown wank by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008

give the brown note

Tell a story or otherwise behave in such a way as to make the listener of observer feel like crapping their pants.

He: It was awful, she spent an hour telling me about her boyfriend and their problems. I almost crapped myself with boredom.
She: Yeah, a couple of days ago she did the same to me; I think she enjoys off-loading her personal life on other people -- to give the brown note.

give the brown note by ring-tailed roarer January 30, 2010

brown pinocchio 

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

Brown Eye Assassin 

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

Brown Eye Assassin by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019

joey browners

French fries that have been overcooked, usually left in the fryer too long and/or sat under a heat lamp for too long.

Katie had to ask the waitress for new fries because she had received joey browners.

joey browners by Jack M. W. February 4, 2007

BROWN LEG 

n. 1. a euphemism which means a dark-skinned woman. 2. a black or latina female. 3. a synecdoche denoting an olive-skinned woman of African, Mediterrenean, or Hispanic descent.
Syn. brown ass; brown sugar.
Ant. white meat; hick chick.

Chachi: "Yvette was asking about you."
Nickarosi: "Uh-hunh. Nothing like a piece of brown leg."
Chachi: "So they say."
Nickarosi: "Boy, you best quit."

BROWN LEG by Nickarossi June 29, 2007