Brokeback Mountain

A screwed up movie that makes John Wayne cry at night!

I watched Brokeback Mountain and realized that the world is going down the crapper.

by conjalka April 15, 2006

brokeback mountain

v. to become a homosexual
v. to "come on" to a member of the opposite sex

Hey man, don't go all Brokeback Mountain on me!

by MissDelight April 23, 2006

brokeback blumpkin

A kind of brother blumpkin between two gay cowboys, usually in Montana.

Earl and Stu served up a brokeback blumpkin in a Helena motel room.

by dickymon August 25, 2006

blowback

the substance that splashes back onto your ass when you take an explosive shit.

dude, that shit had some serious blowback!

by shizzlebear September 30, 2005

blowback

1. The expulsion of anal pear and accompanying detritus during gargantuan anal orgasm.

"Walt screamed in horror and ecstacy as his anus erupted in orgasm. Without warning, the nose cone-shaped dildo exploded into the air and struck Juanita directly in her left eye, horribly blinding it forever. It was another tragic case of blowback."

by Horus Perineum, Phd June 2, 2003

brokeback mayonnaise

Mayonnaise that has expired or is in distaste to one.

Slang for semen.

"Excuse me sir, this Mayonnaise appears to have gone Brokeback."

Wipe off your Brokeback Mayonnaise before I throw up.

by DrJohn May 24, 2006

Brokeback Mountaineer

A basic back woods West Virginia fan who sips moonshine, wears a mesh WVU jersey from 1972, and occupies a doublewide trailer. Do not rule out inbreeding or same sex breeding after a victory.

"Chris dumped his best buddy to take his girlfriend of 2 weeks to the game. He is acting like a brokeback Mountaineer fan"

by Cards1 November 29, 2007