A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."
by Grandparenting May 21, 2024
A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.
by Grandparenting May 21, 2024
In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
by penisshakes October 09, 2024
A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
by feelitbro January 27, 2012
During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.
Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
Beef and brocoli was first a term in the late 90s, early 2000 of weed mixed with pcp mint leaves, because the the mint leaves looked black mixed with the pcp plus the green of the weed...hence beef and broccoli
by Djunojuno1 March 07, 2021
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
by badder than Heman April 20, 2023