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Average Bro 

synonym phrase for Average Joe - used for African American man
He is an average bro
Average Bro by Abeshaboi May 18, 2004

Bro-Ho Ratio 

A careful symmetry which needs to be maintained on dance floors between the number of males and females. Too many of either sex results in an off-balance, less enjoyable dancing experience.
Make sure you know before you go the dance flo Bro-Ho ratio.
Bro-Ho Ratio by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009

Bro Cave 

The designated zone for a group of bros to chill, bro out or get fucked up. The bro cave can take many forms: a dorm room, living room, bedroom or an apartment are all acceptable.
Flat screen, X-Box and dope speaker system are a must to satisfy all bro-quirements. Marijuana and alcohol consumption are always acceptable when the bro cave is in session. Bonus points to any bro cave that has a percy bong, vaporizer, or both.
Hoes are welcome into the cave, but if they start fucking with the cave's bro-flow, they must vacate the bro cave.
Non-bros, or brokillers, are never allowed into the cave, no matter what the circumstances - however potential bros are always welcome to smoke some bowls or drink some beers with established bros in the bro cave.
Bro #1: Yo bro, wanna go hit a few bowls and sesh some FIFA '10 up in the bro cave?
Bro #2: Hell yeah brotha, let's strap on our bowlerskates!
Bro #1: Yeeeee, strap em on nice and tight!
Bro Cave by Jamal Brocaveying December 7, 2010

Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing 

This is what you say when someone in your friend group says something unfunny
Chris: "I had sex with Joe Mama last night
Josh: " Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing

Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.
Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

Bro Code 

The one law that goes above all other laws on behalf of bros
Bro Code by Dr.Krogh June 16, 2013