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rectum breath

What you'd call someone face-to-face if their breath smells as if they've been sticking their tongue up someone else's rectum, particularly if you don't like them.
Don't bother having a conversation with me rectum breath!
by fuckinqueenslander June 19, 2008
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buffalo breath

In junior high, lotsa peeps had buffalo breath.
by andy1 June 8, 2005
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Gooch Breath

After licking ones "gooch" there may be a aroma of "gooch" on ones breath.
hey dont let that dog lick you matt, for it has licked its gooch. Now, you have gooch breath. Well done!
by theonetheycallstu November 22, 2006
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pizza breath

That cheesy, pizzza-y breath that sticks around for HOURS after you eat pizza. You can smell it yourself without even trying to. As long as the pizza's got the bare minimum to be a pizza, you'll get pizza breath.
Damn bro, I hate this pizza breath; it annoys the hell outta me. I can smell it just by breathing..
by Knamer363 August 19, 2022
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Fat Breath

When one is not fat but breaths heavily like a fat person when performing any sort of activities.
Stacy: I hate going up these stairs!
June: Me too! It's only one flight but I always get fat breath when I reach the top.
by Veenasaur May 30, 2012
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measured by breaths

A term used to state that ones life consists of the good and the bad, the beautiful and the ugly, the mistakes and triumphs.

Ones life is measured by all of the things contained in it and for the entirety of ones existence.

When you face the end and look back on what you have done, who you let in, how you treated others and what impact you have made, however small... Will you die in peace?
She looked back and was grateful that she loved him as much as he would let her. Ones life is "measured by breaths we take, not the moments that take our breath away".
by morphologicalfreedom October 5, 2013
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Cantelope Breath

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.
Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"
by booblips1236 October 29, 2012
mugGet the Cantelope Breathmug.

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