hang brain

Hang brain is not the act of placing your scrotum on someone or something as noted in the other definitions. That would be "tea baggin." Hang brain is just the act of hanging your scrotum (testicles and all) out of the zipper of your pants.

The doctor wanted to see check my scrotum for unusual lacerations, so he asked me to hang brain.

by AT February 4, 2004

brain surgery

(adj.) Much like "rocket science," this term is used to describe any activity which may seem overly intricate to the average Joe Sixpack.

I asked Billy Bob to program the DVR to automatically record WWE every week. He looked at me like I expected him to perform brain surgery.

by fugitive247 November 10, 2004

brain freeze

A sharp headache-like pain caused by eating or drinking something cold too quickly. See also ice cream headache.

"I drank an entire slushie in just a few seconds, and I got the most horrible brain freeze ever!"

by okenter August 26, 2005

Brain Lag

When it takes one's brain a few seconds to catch up with their actions.

Person A: Dude, you just tried to drink a sandwich.
Person B: Huh? Oh great... Brain Lag.

by Kick to da ballz July 15, 2011

Lauri brain

Being so bad and retarded at a videogame that our feeble human minds cannot comprehend it. Pretty much like having an hamster with a wheel instead of an brain.

"Jesus, the almighty christ, he just rushed in solo."
"Wow, what an Lauri brain!"

by OppaiSlayer June 1, 2021

Street brains

Street brains is a term used to describe knowledge that you've picked up from the streets

George: Yo how did you predict that those goons would start beefing?
Tyrone: Street brains

by OppWitSeriousMembers May 28, 2020

Basten Brained

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.

That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained

by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021