by Michael Ryzuk October 19, 2011
Get the Alaskan Bottle Opener mug.“She’s a bottle blonde!”
“Really?”
“Yeah, and dyeing your hair another color besides your natural color is OKAY! And by the way, the ‘nasty black regrowth’ is actually in right now, so fuck you, haters!”
“Really?”
“Yeah, and dyeing your hair another color besides your natural color is OKAY! And by the way, the ‘nasty black regrowth’ is actually in right now, so fuck you, haters!”
by em123456789101112 February 9, 2018
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A problem of some kind. Refers to the neck of a bottle because it is narrower than the rest of the bottle and less liquid can flow through it at one time. The flow can also be of data when talking about computers or procedure or productivity when used in a business meaning. The term can be used to describe various problems such computer problems and business problems to name a couple.
"That video card is a piece of crap, it is nothing but bottle neck after bottle neck with it." Refers to a computer problem.
"This computer can only handle 512 megs of RAM, that is a huge bottle neck." Refers to a computer problem.
"The old phone transfer system was causing major bottle necks in our productivity, I'm glad the replaced it." Refers to a business problem.
"The fact that this copier can only hold 100 sheets at a time is a major bottle neck." Refers to a business problem.
"This computer can only handle 512 megs of RAM, that is a huge bottle neck." Refers to a computer problem.
"The old phone transfer system was causing major bottle necks in our productivity, I'm glad the replaced it." Refers to a business problem.
"The fact that this copier can only hold 100 sheets at a time is a major bottle neck." Refers to a business problem.
by IceWarm January 25, 2006
Get the bottle neck mug.When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.
To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.
by pepperpiper April 9, 2015
Get the Jalapeno Bottle Cap mug.A skinny girl whos had so many plastic surgeries that people thinks shes made out of literal plastic
by pepsiman101 January 25, 2019
Get the plastic bottle mug.A Pre-Track & Field practice activity the long distance runners of Riverhead High School partake in. Bottle Soccer is STRICTLY a Track activity, it is not allowed to be played before Cross Country (pure tradition).
The rules are very complicated:
-Bottle Soccer is played with a water bottle filled 1/4-1/2 with water or what ever liquid is available.
-Similar to soccer in that you must kick (in this case) the water bottle into your opponents goal.
-The game is started with the "drop", where the bottle is dropped in the center of the field. The bottle MUST hit the ground before one kicks it.
-Once the bottle is dropped, the game is in session. It is completely legal to push and shove your opponents.... In fact, it is suggested.
-There are no sidelines
-If the bottle is kicked passed the goal line, but not between the two goal-post lines, the opposing team gets to throw the bottle in. The bottle must land BEFORE the center box for it to be legal.
- If the bottle goes above your knees, it is legal to hit the bottle with your hand, but you can't catch it/hold it (ever been hit in the nuts with a water bottle?).
-If the bottle passes the goal line ABOVE the goalies knees, it does not count as a goal, and a throw in takes place.
-Once the track warm up begins, the game is over and who ever scored the most goals is pronounced the winner.
-Teams are final, and are rarely subject to change.
The rules are very complicated:
-Bottle Soccer is played with a water bottle filled 1/4-1/2 with water or what ever liquid is available.
-Similar to soccer in that you must kick (in this case) the water bottle into your opponents goal.
-The game is started with the "drop", where the bottle is dropped in the center of the field. The bottle MUST hit the ground before one kicks it.
-Once the bottle is dropped, the game is in session. It is completely legal to push and shove your opponents.... In fact, it is suggested.
-There are no sidelines
-If the bottle is kicked passed the goal line, but not between the two goal-post lines, the opposing team gets to throw the bottle in. The bottle must land BEFORE the center box for it to be legal.
- If the bottle goes above your knees, it is legal to hit the bottle with your hand, but you can't catch it/hold it (ever been hit in the nuts with a water bottle?).
-If the bottle passes the goal line ABOVE the goalies knees, it does not count as a goal, and a throw in takes place.
-Once the track warm up begins, the game is over and who ever scored the most goals is pronounced the winner.
-Teams are final, and are rarely subject to change.
by RobertM. June 18, 2009
Get the Bottle Soccer mug.person 1-"John tripped in an open sewer drain and landed face first in the funky water on the weekend".
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by munganah July 14, 2010
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