bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

scottish borders

a place where the elderly live out the rest of their lives and any young people who don't move away that are under the age of 30 have no future.

"You still live in the Scottish Borders?"
"Aye"
"You have no future then"

by Danny732 June 28, 2014

bored

Boring bored ppl who have boring lives who live in boring houses and boring towns who go to boring schools on boring computers and go on boring websites like boring urban boring dictionary.com and look up boring words like boring, bored or boring things. PS. Boring ppl bore me.

Jenna: I'm bored
Karen: Your boring me
Jenna: Good
Karen: Good!
Jenna: Good!!!
Karen: *starts singing spanish ABC song*
Jenna: *Passes out with bordom*
Karens mom: *Comes in and sings with karen*
Karen: *Throws a spanish ABC song party*

by Betsy and Sieanna October 28, 2008

bourbon borderline

When you've "gotten there" off drinking bourbon whiskey

- Bourbon Borderline - Gary Allen
"I say that I won't call you, and I mean it everytime. Until I cross that Bourbon Borderline."

by raw 907 July 10, 2006

I am so bored

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.

You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find

by AgileToaster March 7, 2022

bored

what you are because you looked up bored in the dictionary.

Im so bored,im gonna look up bored in the dictionary.

by Bob!11111 July 27, 2009

Bored

you looked up the word just like i did...enough said

after hours of trying to learn the guitar,watching cobrastarship vids on youtube and going on perezhilton.com&ocean up i end up here searching the word bored because i feel insanley bored right now...and you do to..

by hello to you July 29, 2009