Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

bonk

Another word relating to having sexual intercourse with someone.

“Hey bro do you wanna bonk?”
“hell yeah”

by paeu January 31, 2020

bonk

The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.

"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"

by JUMPBAMBINO April 20, 2018

Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

Bonk ass

Whack, out of the ordinary

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.

by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020

Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.

Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets

by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021