Cunty Bollocks

Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).
Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!
by Markus Aurelius May 19, 2006
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jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!
"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"
by juve September 03, 2007
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gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.
by MarzAttax July 15, 2005
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Bollock jacuzzi

When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .
Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi
by The king of ferry April 30, 2020
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divvy bollocks

A mild insult for an idiotic person. An alternative insult to 'soft ollies'
'You bloody Californian divvy bollocks'
by skip147 December 13, 2009
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Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
by The Baaadger September 14, 2011
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