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blowjob hair

Hair cut or arranged in such a way as not to obstruct the view of “the action;” especially, a woman with hair cut too short to possibly fall over her face.
The silent film star Louise Brooks would be a good example of “blowjob hair.”
by Fritzo May 30, 2006
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blowjob eyes

A girl, or indeed a guy, who has eyes that, from the level of your navel, stare up into yours and see into your soul. They seem to absorb your whole being and whisper "Feed me cock."

They are generally slightly larger than average eyes, with long eyelashes that emphasise the way the person sucking your dick is first looking up at you whilst swallowing your pork, then down shyly, and then up again, communicating only with their eyes how much they love sucking cock.
When seeking the pleasures of a blowie, always look at the eyes and lips of your target. Don't worry if they're a whale, they'll be less hurt when you bail. Remember, for the best blowies, find a girl whose eyes capture you. Those are the blowjob eyes.
by jameswoodywoods November 26, 2011
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nutella blowjob

N. The tastiest kind of blowjob around. EVERYONE WINS WHEN THERE IS A NUTELLA BLOWJOB.

Now into further detail
The act of putting Nutella on your penis and having your partner lick/suck it off.
"Wow you are pretty fucking, cool you deserve a Nutella blowjob"
by another leafyishere meme July 26, 2016
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standing blowjob

When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand
hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob
by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017
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Redneck Blowjob

When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016
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suicide blowjob

Having a girl suck you off and before you cum yell mum or dad, you need to finish before they come into your room
me: my girlfriend gave me a suicide blowjob last night

friend: did you get caught?

me: nah but it was close bro
by :.. February 10, 2018
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Verbal Blowjob

When you give a compliment to someone just for that person to like you.
Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.
by D'O March 29, 2015
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