the bloop

The Bloop was a sound that was heard by the scientists in NOAA (Well, a few heard it), which was pointed out to be either the sound of Cthulhu's wailing, or a freaking mermaid. And that's very creepy. These mermaids seem to be creepy. Very. OK, off-topic. If you want to know more, go to Wikipedia.

Crap, "the bloop" was scary as hell!

Did that mermaid make "the bloop" again?

by Dark-Fire-That-Consumes-Souls August 20, 2013

bloopie

(n) To receive a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.

by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008

Bloop

Putting weed and tobacco in a bong or bubbler and snapping it down in one rip. The standard amount of tobacco to bud ratio is 50/50. The idea is to snap it all down in one rip to create a whopping dome rush ending in drool in the trash and heavy breathing. After countless trial and error it has been determined that the best device for consuming a bloop is a straight shot bong 2 ft. in height. They can sometimes result in serious injury, blackout, or seizures. Other names are, bloobie, blooper, moler, mokie, spinner, and domer.

Hey man lets go snap bloops through the roor.

John took a fat bloop and had a seizure, it was so gnarly!

by kalihiwai December 13, 2010

Bloop

the noise of a fish.
commonly said aloud.

Person one: BLOOP
Person two: what was that?
Person one: A FISH!

by Kateeee September 10, 2007

Bloop

Is said in an ark ward silence when no one can think if what to say

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by Bissassbitch February 12, 2014

bloop

The sound made when a narrow turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) bloop!

by Happenstance May 4, 2010

Blooms

This is a name you give to one of your closest friends who has bloomed up and become the best to you. This person is energetic and always fun to be with. Even though sometimes this person is hyper you ike it and you admire this person for it. Every person needs a blooms in your life they are one of the best people you will ever meet and you love them. No matter what keep Blooms close to you because they will always be there for you

Person 1: Dude that girl is totally a blooms
Person 2: Damn i wanna get to know her more
Person 1: Yeah she would be the best

by Themanwhotellsthetruth101 June 16, 2018