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Blonde guy complex

A social phenomenon afflicting many (but not all) naturally blonde males, in which they become disproportionately arrogant think themselves irresistible to the opposite sex. Found especially in an environment where most other guys have dark hair.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.
Ben ran one hand through his curly hair, grinning condescendingly at dark- haired Elliot next to him.


Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.
by Jupiter Frenzy February 25, 2009
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Devil blonde

Devil blondes are black or Asian girls who have dyed their hair blonde. Their hair usually looks terrible and doesn't suit them at all. The word 'devil' is used to describe these blondes is due to them being the complete opposite of natural 'angelic' blondes. The term is not applicable to white brunettes who have dyed their hair blonde.

Devil blondes are dangerous, stay away from them.
The term is particularly useful when describing your love for blondes, for example:
'I love blondes, except devil blondes of course.'

Famous example: Serena Williams
by chandlerdonkey November 11, 2011
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strawberry blonde

In Between Blonde And Brown/Ginger
Not Ginger Though
A Dark Blonde With Hints Of Ginger
by Freyya October 27, 2007
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blodgem

The definition of boldgem comes from a fat kid named brandon thurlow from Old Orchard Beach High School, from a mispronounced Bllodgett, the assistant principal in our school. It can be used to define anything and everything.
by SwissCheez January 3, 2005
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Bloggerazzi

An individual that waits for authors of popular blogs to post new enteries so that they can be the first to leave a comment.
Becka:
people will post on boards or comments etc, with just "FIRST" or "Top Ten" because they're there before everyone else

Becka:
it's the i'm better than you because i posted first on dooce's website today blah blah blah-coughloser-

Jay:
Never heard of it.

Becka:
you're lucky

Becka:
'its annoying, most of the time turns into a shit slinging fest between comment people because people are pissed they weren't first

Becka:
it's argueing on the internet at it's worst

Becka:
fucking retards

Jay:
Sounds like a new term needs to be coined... "Bloggerazzi"

Becka:
haha indeed

Jay:
I wonder if you and I can trademark that word... and then unleash it onto the internet.
by The Sheepshagger November 2, 2005
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blonde choch from ohio

His name is Logan Paul
He’s blonde
He’s from Ohio
He’s a #Vlogdude
He’s he’s a choch
“I’m a blonde choch from Ohio I’m Logan Paul and I’m a #Vlogdude”
by BeAMaverickLogangsters September 22, 2017
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Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
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