Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 16, 2010

Guac Block

A term used to describe a a common party foul in which one person obstructs another person's pathway to the avocado dip by standing idly by the snacks.

Man, that girl was cute, but she was guac blocking me all night.

by dcthriller February 10, 2012

Cop Blocker

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles

That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.

by papatroy September 19, 2015

Herbie Hancock Block

1. When someone sings a song that is similar to a Herbie Hancock so you can no longer think of the correct tune.

GUY1. "Rockit! ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba" GUY 2. no! thats Axel F! GUY 1. then how does rockit go? GUY 2. "ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. DAMN now u got me doing it! Y'all herbie hancock blocked me!

by lolllercaust January 6, 2010

a chip off the old block

Means you are exactly like your parent(s) or older sibling or gaurdian

The man's son was a chip off the old block. With the same dark hair and blue eyes.

by juju121699 October 2, 2013

Blocked

Do not contact. You're fucking annoying.

I blocked her because she's fucking annoying

by Kristin September 21, 2017