Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

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De Blob

Only the best game ever made, except I have never played it. Is there a sequel? If there is I've heard its pretty good as well. The game and its alleged sequel were on sale in the 2023 Steam Winter Sale.

Hey man I just downloaded De Blob off of steam since it was on sale for 5 dollars.
No way
No way
No Way

by AsteroidBK January 10, 2024

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Blob

A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.

Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT

by 1eel August 2, 2023

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Boner blob

A fat male with an erection

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!

by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015

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Blob Emote

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the blob emote is an emote that is like a blobfish but is yellow with a cute face like :3 and i bet every discord server your in would have this emote

user1: had you heard of the cool blob emote
user2: yeah, everyone knows it and even your friend knows it

by 8408 :D June 17, 2021

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