The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback
by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

If you have a Blitz in your life, then you are super lucky! Obviously, Blitz must be your dog. He is loyal but full of mischievous behavior. Blitz, however, can also cause a lot of problems so be careful! Overall, Blitz is a wonderful dog and will always make you smile.
by girlthatisobsessedwithJayden98 April 12, 2022

by Punktesla October 22, 2022

Used in powerscaling communities when someone can not react to the speed of an oncoming attack or attacker. An example is luffy getting hit by Kaido's thunder bagua in one piece. In real life people get blitzed by gun bullets.
A perception blitz is when someone can not even percieive the speed of an attack or attacker because how fast it or they are moving and a reaction blitz is when the person being blitzed can see the attack or attacker about to them but just can not react in time because it or they are too fast
A perception blitz is when someone can not even percieive the speed of an attack or attacker because how fast it or they are moving and a reaction blitz is when the person being blitzed can see the attack or attacker about to them but just can not react in time because it or they are too fast
by Zkrane September 19, 2025

“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”
“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024

by ZFree June 23, 2025

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.
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by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
