Ass Blaster

The president of the United States, George Bush.

Whoah! That "ass blaster" sure can dump a load on Iraqi soil!

by Barbara Bush's Vagina October 13, 2006

meat blaster

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.

Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.

by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.

A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

blaster

an extremely loud fart.

forced gas that secretes from the rectum with sound-wall breaking properties.

wow, did you hear that blaster that someone just let out??!

by sparklfairy January 22, 2011

Blasteric

one who consists of great speed and agility.

Did you see Eric race yesterday? He was BLASTERIC!

by BlastericEric January 14, 2006

master blaster

A talented and hard working individual,a gunner; who shows expertise in a particular facet of their job (esp. in forensic toxicology)

That Excel spreadsheet makes multi-point quants easy; it must have been written by a master blaster.

by mefron July 29, 2008

mook blaster

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004