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alabama bangs

A haircut worn among homosexual men most likely residing in the south. This was said to get its name from the high gay population in the state of alabama who most all wear this haircut. Many times when males perform anal sex they grab on to their partners alabama bangs and pull on them.
Man Randy sure has nice alabama bangs. I sure would like to have gay sex with him
by non-alabama straight male November 30, 2009
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Bama Bangs

A hair style popular amongst redneck males found most prevelant in the Deep South region of the United States that can best be described as a cross between a Moe Howard bowl cut and an English sheep dog; thus giving them the appearance of a depressed Hobbitt with Downes Syndrome.
I heard Justin Beiber cut off his Bama Bangs because he was tired of being mistaken for a girl.
by Volsung September 30, 2012
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blanks

This word can be used many ways.(shoot blanks)
1. If a male cannot masterbate yet...or joff
2. (As a verb) Shooting blanks
1. Ben: Man I still shoot blanks
Anthony: Haha I can joff
by YeMaj 44 May 30, 2008
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blang blang

yall got that blang blang goin on.
by boa May 13, 2005
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billy blanks

someone who can't ejaculate because of lack of semen but still achieves the same sexual sensation.
it derives from the sexual term "shooting blanks".
i banged that chick all week. every chance we got. now she calls me billy blanks.
by x June 11, 2006
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shoot blanks

To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks".
Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."

(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
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bangs

Kind of like a parted fringe that hangs down as far as ur chin or at least past ur forehead. Popular with Asian teens.
Sen: Man my bangs r getting way too long, shud I cut em?
Tye: Nah, u shud jus dye em or sumthin.
by Deggs November 11, 2003
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