WARNING: This feat is for experienced sex-ers only, do not attempt without medical assistance nearby!
When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
Clark (Superman) has never been able to perform the Fig Bewton because he always ends up kicking right through (literally through) Jane.
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An incandescent being who could make the darkest day brighter than the sun.
Often seen as outgoing, bubbly and mischievous yet mysterious and charming. Possessing an iron will, a strong ego and a unique personal magnetism. Such a loyal friend and a passionate lover, With the celestial looks of a Greek goddess and the power of electricity with just one kiss.
An incandescent being who could make the darkest day brighter than the sun.
Often seen as outgoing, bubbly and mischievous yet mysterious and charming. Possessing an iron will, a strong ego and a unique personal magnetism. Such a loyal friend and a passionate lover, With the celestial looks of a Greek goddess and the power of electricity with just one kiss.
Adj. To pull a begitta is to entrance and inspire.
EXAMPLE: “When I walked into the party, I totally pulled a begitta!”
EXAMPLE: “When I walked into the party, I totally pulled a begitta!”
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Get the San Benito mug.liberating piece(s) of clothing that young girls wear to get their way. Usually worn with nothing else other than a holster.
CAAAALOWIE walked out in cowboy bewts (sick..) and demanded tuck to do her in the ass. we all said, "GET out." (this is the one and only situation where cowboy bewts do not work.) Now a situation where bewts do work. When your pet cat josAH gives you ringworm, you go out in cowboy bewts attire (and yes, a holster) and demand a coonskin hat and a box of bob the builder (be specific) fruit snacks. you get your hat, AND those osofruityfruit bob the builder fruit snacks. now get out.
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