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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Bert

Damn, I had sex with him and he slipped it in my butt and now I have to go get tested for the bert.
by Definezodiac October 14, 2020
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Ska-Bert

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*
by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019
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Bert

A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit
I fucking live Bert the nutter
by bertlover January 5, 2019
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Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.
"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"
by shackwiz January 14, 2019
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Bert McCracken

by Northstar56 February 24, 2020
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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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