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hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
by staciekins86 May 23, 2011
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Wife Beater

T-shirt without sleaves. In the movies you see men that hit their women. Usually they are drunk and wearing these t-shirts.
by lilvoyce May 28, 2006
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beatdown squad

the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:

person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.

thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.

thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.

the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.

thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad
by sk1nnard November 3, 2006
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beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring
dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce
by the big banana March 17, 2011
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Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else
Tree is the beatest meat of them all
by Tomokiman September 20, 2016
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Beaten with an ugly stick

Ugly visage beyond fugly. Intensely unattractive.
Damn!! Bitch looks like she bin beaten with an ugly stick!!
by 1961sg October 26, 2016
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beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.
Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.
by DTB4 April 5, 2018
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