bunch

v. To become extremely uptight at the slightest provocation, resulting in the unyielding bunching of one's panties.

Kelly became firmly bunched when her ex picked the children up five minutes early.

by JamThis February 24, 2009

bunch

to royally fuck something up beyond any hope of recovery

Gregg, what the fuck! You royally bunched that up! We're screwed!

by sukafish October 31, 2011

Portuguese Brunch

Follow Portuguese Breakfast instructions, but after frying the eggs in the pan, let cool on the windowsill like apple pie, and then dish out the cooled scrambled eggs back in the woman's vagina, have sex with her while she remains in this position, and then have her pour the hot contents onto a plate and voila, a Portuguese Brunch.

Portuguese Brunch, like scrambling eggs in a pan, but instead of a whisk, just screw her.

by PBrunch June 11, 2009

bunchle

many bunches

I ate a bunchle of cookies

by anonymus Q August 10, 2009

British Brunch

A sequence of sexual events in this order, 1. Anal sex (with a girl) 2. Oral sex (given by girl) 3. Girl then tries to make out with you. EWWW

"Yo this chick tried to british brunch me last night but i told her im allergic to my own shit."

by DreZ March 20, 2005

brunch gang

A group of people from the Stranger Things fandom that joined together because of a breakup. They thrive everyday to celebrate brunch and they are a pretty cool gang. They make amazing merch and funny shows on their YouTube. They also are certified tea spillers.

I really want to be apart of the brunch gang, they are always making new merch and edits that slay my life

by Wolfhardbitch August 21, 2018

english brunch

A sexual act; when a dude titty fucks his girl backwards with his ass in her face and she eats out his anus.

Hey stud, I'm jonesing for an english brunch!

by CG Spicer June 21, 2006