carpet babies

Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.

Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.

by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004

dingle babies

dried-crusty seaman left covering ones vajina. The sick cousin of dingle berries exept harder to see there for usualy end up in some drunk guys mouth .

Every thing was going great at the red parrot until I took that girl home and got a face full of dingle babies

by chef killa s October 12, 2010

eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

Gay Babies

People that play Fortnite

Someone: Is Fortnite for Gay Babies?
Someone Else: Yes.
Someone: *looks up on Google: What game do gay babies play*
Google: Fortnite
Someone: Ok.

by BoomBlox July 15, 2018

sewer babies

1. Semen

2. Ejaculation or cumming.

I was whipping up a batch of sewer babies last night when she walked in.

by WillieMakit22 April 12, 2007

Biesiadecki

one of the best last names ever. of polish origin, the name before ellis island (bee-shia-deck-a) belonged to members of the royal family and guard. only belongs to the best and coolest people.

did you see that amazingly awesome person?

yeah i think their last name is Biesiadecki

by meeeee and you March 4, 2010

jello babies

the remnants of semen, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces or in the anal cavity after sexual intercourse

My boyfriend birthed our jello baby before we showered and went to bed.

by Rio September 30, 2003