Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

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Barone

Occurs when a bitch ass motherfucker notifies the whole hockey team that you stepped foot in their house. You will know that you have been "baroned" when a different motherfucker texts you the next day. You probably did nothing.

"Barone said..."

by Jazzie Robinson November 21, 2017

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Baconeater

One who enjoys eating of the feminine bacon slices. See Muffdiver, Purveyor of the pink lettuce, cunnilingus

Jeez, Larry always smells of fish, he's such a baconeater.

by invisiblefoobear June 5, 2018

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Baloney Sandwich

A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.

Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!

by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019

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