BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009

Baldemar

sexxyy

OMG! Did you see him? He is SO baldemar!!

by OMGWTFSTFU December 22, 2008

Bald guy

A tall skinny guy that harasses the new kid in a weird way.

Guy1 :Do you see that guy getting up in that yr 7's face
Guy2 :Let's leave before the bald guy sees us
Guy1: Ok

by baldy45 November 8, 2011

side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

baldheaded Scallywag

1.A derogatory term used to define a female who lacks hair in the back of her scalp. term may also apply to the whole head.
2. a female who's hair is shor due to the lack of the abiity to grow. (one who has short hair is nt necessarily a balheaded scallywag)
3. someone who leaves a perm, and or relaxer in their hair for more than twenty minutes, and gets cabbage patch.
4. black ghetto female who cant achieve it, so they "weave" it, or can't grow it, so they sow it.

"baldheaded scallywag, ain't got no hair in the back."

did you see shaquita getting her hair braided??? i don't know how the hairstylist did it, but obviously she works wonders, becuase that chick is the definition of a baldheaded scallywag.

by ogleghetto September 1, 2009

A Basket Full of Bald Kittens

A place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy's which have been shaved, waxed or lasered....... (As opposed to a Basket Full of 'Fuzzy' Kittens)

"damn there's A Basket Full of Bald Kittens in there"

by Deliverywoman September 15, 2008

Baldini

Adjective. To get shit done quickly without any fuss.

"Did you see how quick he Baldini'd that mate? In and out like a shot"

by Spurs Mad 82 June 21, 2013